I still can’t get over Liza Minnelli’s unfortunate shortness that prevented her from being in that epic selfie.
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
So I’m just kind of feeling lonely right now because I really want to talk to some people (even though I’ve seen some of them all day), yet they don’t respond. I kind of just want some people to bother right now.
There’s just something within me that always drives me to want to talk to certain guys. And it’s weird. And I mean like, it’s usually only people with dicks.
… I’m just not good enough for you. *sadness*